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Hey i'm Ruben! A teenager from the UK! That's right, British and legal! (To buy a lottery ticket) ;] Gosh i've realised i'm so old; spent over a year on here so far... I like art, music, and video blogging! You might know me as BarbieOnStiltz or KingNerd64 on other places.
Here I just post stuff to do with my mood, the weather, and other random thoughts lol :L Enjoy! :]
Gunna enjoy college years, officially left secondary school whoop whoop! Ugh. I need a job. This blog not doing it for ya? Tweet me or check out my videos! :D
- Me: I told mom that I hate bread pudding cake, so I don't know why she made it.
- Dad: I've never heard of a black person that doesn't like bread pudding cake.
- Me: I'm not black.
- Dad *laugh* Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
- Me: I'M NOT!
Example
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
“Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually, nevermind, it’s too long.”
Response:
“Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.”
Oohh!
